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cannibal_roses
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 Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: ethnic stereotyping. |
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okay so i don't know about YOU guys, but even though i really try to be totally unbiased to all cultures and i DO give them all a fair shot, and i can't possibly be racist because i am the biggest mutt you'll find.
BUT, i have to say, that working [in retail at least] brings out the worst of any sort of ethnic stereotyping.
take for example, white women. they are the worst. especially when those white women come from russia.
russian women are fucking RUDE. not all, but most. has anyone noticed this as well?
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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I hate Austrailian transvestites, they think they're so much better than everone else. "good'ay mate, I got me titties and me penis..." so snobby...
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I cant stand eskimos. The all like "no we original american, but dont mind our slant eyes, and our fashionable bone-made sunglasses. We even hunt whale then eat its testicles and use its penis to construct igloo" Thats annnoying.
Oh and Cuban Irish mix, god fucking bastards!
What about French-Greek, i cant stand those Freeks!
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HEY! us cuban-irish are a rare breed... breed for amphibious drinking...
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you swim while you drink, and you drink while you swim. Okay, thats (almost) understandable.
Cuban-Irish ban lifted until further notice
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cannibal_roses
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what about native american/mexican/danish/german/french/scottish/irish people? we're rare, but we're there!
and leave the INUITS be, they're not half bad really. except when they eat raw seal. that kind of freaks me out.
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| cannibal_roses wrote: | | what about native american/mexican/danish/german/french/scottish/irish people? we're rare, but we're there! |
Wait just a minute there buddey!
You're telling me than in some sort of bizzare configuration never thought up by nature itself, you happen to be a part of 6 (nearly) distinctly different cultures (i dont count french. you understand, right?)
wow, your family really liked the other side of the fence. That brings me to an interesting point: How are your family reunions? Oh wait that musta been WWI and WWII. Nevermind
I know my combination:
.10% Puerto Rican
.099% Blaxican
.201% Blackanese
99.6% Pure Albanian (wait for it...wait....THERE!. Did you hear it? the "shwing!"...no?! Meh, Infadels cant hear it anyway)
thus resulting in 100% pure Human!
(and 100% Asshole)
Basically this means im good at doing what no other can do.
If somebody says "I cant turn back time" - I can do it.
"My socks dont fit me" - I can make them fit
"I want to declare a country, but dont know how to" - I know how to
see? its so evident. the evidence is basically yelling "THIS IS TEH TR00TH"
| cannibal_roses wrote: | | ...and leave the INUITS be, they're not half bad really. except when they eat raw seal. that kind of freaks me out. |
as for that, thats kinda cool that they eat raw seal. I should go check out their penis igloos. Maybe they have gogurt pee sticks
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| I'm white... that's all that matters |
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Crazyness
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Being white is overrated. In all fairness, ther is only 3 races White, Black and Slant-eyed. So, being "white" kinda makes me say duh! Make it interesting (you know Mexican are considered white too...i know Crazy!)
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I'm just saying... what's boring is listening to people go "I'm half mexican, half chinese and half black"
Really? I'm half don't give a fuck and half shut the fuck up... |
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Crazyness
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Well, the part that gets to me is "Im half (1/2) black, half (1/2) Cuban, and half (1/2) Srilankan"
Lets do math!!!11
1/2 = 0.5
0.5 + 0.5 + 0.5 = 1.5
One person, equals one and a half (1.5) people. Now this might be me talking, but thats fucking crazy! Its like a loop in the interdimensional, quantum-mechanical law known as the universe in addendum to string theory, and common sense. And only ignorant honkeys come up with CrAzY shits like that. Well, also immigrants that dont know who their real fathers are...and people that wanna feel special by trying to imply that they're 0.5 more gooder than us regular 1.0 folk. fucking turks!
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| Crazyness wrote: | | cannibal_roses wrote: | | what about native american/mexican/danish/german/french/scottish/irish people? we're rare, but we're there! |
Wait just a minute there buddey!
You're telling me than in some sort of bizzare configuration never thought up by nature itself, you happen to be a part of 6 (nearly) distinctly different cultures (i dont count french. you understand, right?)
wow, your family really liked the other side of the fence. That brings me to an interesting point: How are your family reunions? Oh wait that musta been WWI and WWII. Nevermind
I know my combination:
.10% Puerto Rican
.099% Blaxican
.201% Blackanese
99.6% Pure Albanian (wait for it...wait....THERE!. Did you hear it? the "shwing!"...no?! Meh, Infadels cant hear it anyway) |
just think of it this way [ and keep in mind math was and still is my worst subject] that yes, i am all of the above stated. just, less then a quarter of some and more of a quarter of two. so it's true! i am all such things![/quote]
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| cannibal_roses wrote: | | just think of it this way [ and keep in mind math was and still is my worst subject] that yes, i am all of the above stated. just, less then a quarter of some and more of a quarter of two. so it's true! i am all such things! |
Thats cool, at least you can account that you are in fact one of us regular folk that equal 1.0 people. But still, how do you know that many ethnicities are mixed into your blood?
Actually, what colour is your blood? Mine is Black. And not the "Yo Yo, G dawg" kinda black, but like the "Im goth and I wear black" kinda black, the color clack.
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| I know it equals 1.5... my point exactly... you start mixing too many races you de-evolve and stop becoming human. |
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cannibal_roses
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my family likes to keep track of it's roots. we weren't much for inner breeding. i believe it all started when one of my ancestors was a mistress to some german king. then we just went from there. CRAZZZYYY.
last time i checked my blood was still red. but who knows. i always kind of wished it was blue. that would be sweet.
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